“You are youngest youngest child I have ever fucking met.” — khanyewhest after I bothered her by breaking down the meaning of a “flying fuck”


v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

#ha


PAM POOVEY

GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL


Okay, so… remember when you had cancer? Okay, well, we all thought you were gonna’ die. And one night you got really drunk and we almost had sex and right before you passed out you told me Mallory had convinced you to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman’s office. And I was like ‘hah, weird’! And then you didn’t die. And then a few years went by and I started thinking about having a baby and I was single. And all the other stuff aside, physically, you’re an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff aside, I do actually love you. And so here’s this viable sample just sitting there at Dr. Feldman’s, whose security system is a JOKE, by the way. And I guess it maybe wasn’t the most ethical thing I’ve ever done in my entire life buuuuuuut




FRICK FRICK FRICK

I SAW ARCHER SPOILERS

AND I LOVE THEM

AJLKAJLKFEJALFKA;