countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone


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dorkout:

I can’t stop laughing at how long it goes on for


Rob Pattinson Takes on ALS’s Ice Bucket Challenge


“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!”
"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”

tbh if john mulaney and annamarie never have kids and only keep petunia i will be simultaneously pissed and inspired because WE COULDA HAD IT ALL but also there are cute, witty boys out there who also don’t want kids so hopefully i find them??




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